Just take my heart

I'm sorry, but keep sending these for the laugh I guess! (Also I'm sorry, but I truly do not understand the last half of what you said - like er...yeah! Louis doesn't think about these things because he doesn't spend his days thinking about a conspiracy that rules your life...true! And yet that conspiracy can still upset and impact him, even if he doesn't let it rule him! That’s how victims of bad behaviour get on with their lives!)

Do his clothes and their colours only have meaning to you when you so choose? Why did he only wear them last night? Did Sony keep him in the basement too long and he was crying out? He doesn't think about you when he gets dressed, but I know you wish he does.

i just wanted to say that this anon, as well as every other larrie, sounds absolutely delusional. believing that louis and harry are communicating to you through clothing and colors and letters is delusional. do they actually hear themselves when they say, unironically, that louis and harry have them in mind when they get dressed? that louis and harry don’t do anything without first thinking about larries, and making sure that they can convey a secret message to them through their actions?

it honestly makes me think of erotomania, only larries don’t think louis and harry are in love with them. they think that they’re secret confidantes. they think that their “relationship” with these two celebrities goes beyond a famous person and a fan, and more into the territory of friends. they think that louis and harry are communicating with them through clothes and code words and colors and letters that only they can see and figure out. they’re just that special to louis and harry - they’re the only ones who can see it, they’re the only ones who can interpret it, and they’re the only ones that louis and harry are trying to communicate with.

even when they consider reality, they still think that louis is thinking about them - “why would he choose to egg us on?” like they won’t even consider the possibility that maybe louis doesn’t know there’s a group of people online who think he’s sending them messages through colors? maybe he just doesn’t give a shit because that’s absolutely outrageous and doesn’t even warrant his attention whatsoever? maybe his “fans” should stop trying to control his life? these people are literally like “if you dress this way then that means you love harry!” so that he can never dress like that without it being misconstrued into something it’s not. they think louis and harry should keep up with any and every conspiracy theory they’re tossing around in the larrie echo chamber, that way if they’re really together they can “know that their secret messages are being received” and if they aren’t then they should avoid doing anything that will egg the larries on.

and i mean, i get it. when i was a larrie, i believed in it too. you see something that validates your delusion, and it just escalates from there. but at some point, you have to recognize it for what it is. this shit has been going on for almost twelve years now. at what point will they finally just accept that they’ve been grasping at straws and coming up with the wildest conspiracy theories over nothing?