Messages from the Deep Beyond

I'm just like Jesus Christ, but instead of dying on a cross for our sins I banish myself for cost to summon a guy from hand

Fuck looking before you leap, I declare effects before checking if I have a valid target

I think Kewl Tune is a cool deck who uses a nice spin on synchro summoning, but as soon as they modulate my levels they immediately become SO much worse than satan

You ever wake up like mmmmmm I could really go for a level 2 non tuner or is that just me?

I hate Maliss so much, keep your hands away from the banish zone pls that's mine