me this morning: today’s the day i Get Stuff Done!
by 9 pm:
i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
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sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

blake kathryn

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Game of Thrones Daily
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Peter Solarz
Xuebing Du

izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle

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@lightofdawn108
me this morning: today’s the day i Get Stuff Done!
by 9 pm:

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rick riordan off the shits
rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers
Fluffy boy gets stuck

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both of these are how ur cat feels about being in ur bedroom
“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business
Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will
Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday
due to personal reasons i will not work
Due to personal reasons I will be there for you. Solidly supportive
tumblr just fucking nailing it today

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The Roomba that saved the world
i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead
he cannot be stopped
And probably not answered
tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

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Thing I've noticed:
Older person: these youths shouldn't be learning all this whishy washy LIBERAL arts nonsense in high school and college! We need to teach them REAL things, like taxes!
"Youth": I learned about taxes in a math class for liberal art majors and you have no idea how tax brackets work. Let me explain.
Older person: I DONT KNOW ITS ALL SO COMPLICATED IF YOU GET A RAISE YOU LOSE MORE MONEY THAN YOU MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOUR WEIRD SOCIALIST CONCEPT OF THE WORLD IS IRRESPONSIBLE GROW UP