Fanfiction and Photomanips

I HATE endgame fics. Y'know those fics where it starts off one pairing, but that relationship is abusive and traumatic and here comes another pairing to save the day. I HATE THEM. I feel like they are only written as an eff you to shippers of the first pairing. Writers sucker readers in by tagging that relationship and then proceed to tear it apart as violently as possible and prove that THEIR ship is so much better.

It occurs to me suddenly that I would actually watch the Olympics if the long jumpers wiggled their butts like a cat before jumping.

It's a Thursday night and I'm sitting here having a serious dilemma. Should I get drunk and stay up late playing video games and spend my day off in bed or to go to bed early so that I can get up early tomorrow and write fanfiction all day.

Ew. Just went in the 'Follow Forever' tag to see if I could find some recs of good people to follow and it's full of 'Follow for a follow' posts. Ick. I'm not actually interested in being part of a Tumblr popularity contest thanks, just want some decent blogs to follow since I haven't added any new blood in like a month.

Have we seen the Twins with their wolf eyes? Some part of me is saying that individually they're Betas and only together become an Alpha. Is this a possibility or am I just not remembering seeing their eyes change?

Does it make anyone else really uncomfortable when Dean or Scott wears plaid? It makes a really childish part of my fandom soul want to go crying to teacher that they are taking things that don't belong to them.

What's the actual demographic for Teen Wolf fans? I just kinda get this feeling we're all 20-somethings sitting back and watching the silly teenagers screw around while we feel superior about how we'd handle everything SO MUCH better and actually talk to one another... when in reality we'd be about as competent as Derek.

People will ignore me for weeks, but the second I lay down for a nap I get 2 texts, a call and a voicemail.

The tragic thing is that Derek keeps getting power he doesn't want through the deaths of the people he cares about and even with the power boosts he can't protect them.

I love Time Travel stories, because you can completely decimate your world, break down, traumatize and destroy your characters mentally and physically, kill EVERYONE off... and still have a happy ending.

I desperately want a fic where somehow Stiles is put into a position where Ethan and Aiden adopt him as super overprotective and sometimes murderous big brothers. I feel like that is a thing that needs to happen.

I love how Ms. Morrell straight up says that the cops have zero chance of finding Deaton and then the Sheriff does it anyways. GO TEAM STILINSKI! Team human is always so very, very underestimated.

That makes TWICE that someone has 'cockblocked' Stiles and Scott's reveal all to the sheriff. First it was Jackson and his restraining order and now it's Morell. They REALLY need to have this conversation at a non-crisis moment.