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Ok diva

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

it draws 2 cards

Today's Card Is: Fairy Tail - Wickat

— Question from a diagnostic assessment for a mental illness I’m trying to invent

And then. Your dead body is puppetted. To hurt that person. To kill her. To torture her, break her spirit, and say that she should do what they ask for the God your parents said was more important than you. Says that this is what you would have wanted when this was the exact opposite thing that you wanted. Himeno is actually the most tragic character in this fucking game I am so sad.

What the fuck

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

Here are the rest anyway

Mega energy that makes you woke

The Fool.

y’know what. sure. give us lands that are just the nastiest fucking pizza you’ve ever seen. have raphael spearing a slice with his sai as molten cheese gloops down his hand. why not. nothing says “blue mana” like donatello’s photorealistic hand pulling a soggy yellow triangle out of a nondescript sea of melted kraft singles. whatever. “yeah what if we made the basic lands real fuckin sloppy, we’re talkin ‘meltdown at the crayola factory’ levels of colored slime.” -some pervert