Do you have any idea what they were arguing about?

Have you heard that as couples get older, they lose their ability to love each other?

Nature's way of allowing couples to grow old together without killing each other.

So, has this trip around been good for you?

Sometimes you have ideas that you ordinarily wouldn't have.

All those mundane, boring things everybody has to do every day of their fucking life? You want to do that?

You say it the way you say it, I'll say it the way I say it.

You know, my parents have never really spoken of the possibility of my falling in love or getting married or having children.

It was this constant conversion of my fanciful ambition into these practical, moneymaking ventures.

I always knew when they were lying to me, you know?

I was listening to what everybody thought I should be doing with my life and just… doing the opposite instead.

I could never get very excited about other people's ambitions for my life.

It's this passive-aggressive shit. You know what I mean? I hate it.

I can't help it. I just can't help it.

I'm so scared of those few seconds of consciousness before you're gonna die.

I can't stop thinking that way. It's exhausting.

I wish I had met you earlier. I really like talking to you.

If I don't ask you this, it's gonna haunt me the rest of my life.

I feel like we have some kind of a connection, right?

I want to keep talking to you. I have no idea what your situation is.

I was just gonna walk around, and it'd be a lot more fun if you came with me.

You start to think about all those guys you've met in your life and what might have happened if you picked up with one of them, right?

I'm going to ask you... Describe for me your first sexual feelings towards a person.

Well, that's too bad, because I have a big crush on you.

It scared the hell out of me because I thought [he/she/they] was so fine.

I pretended I didn't like [him/her/them]. You know, I was so afraid of what I might do and screw it up like us!

Have you ever been in love?

I would have lied, but at least I would have made up a great story.

I have told somebody that I loved them before, and I had meant it. But was it totally unselfish, giving love?

I mean, I don't know, what is love, exactly?

I hate that. I can't stand it, really.

I always liked the idea of all those unknown people lost in the world.

People can invent the best and the worst for you.

Now I'm ten years older and [he/she/they] still 13, I guess. I changed, and [he/she/they] doesn't.

Are you trying to say you want to kiss me?

I mean, I really can't complain about anything.

We still have to deal with the same old shit, but we can't really know anything.

Everybody's parents fucked them up.

My parents are just these two people who didn't like each other very much, who decided to get married and have a kid. And they try their best to be nice to me.

They should've done it a lot sooner, but they stuck together for a while.

I was this big mistake. That really shaped the way I think.

I always saw the world as this place where I really wasn't meant to be.

Do you know anyone who's in a happy relationship?

I know happy couples. But I think they lie to each other.

People can live their whole life as a lie.

[He/She/They] just accepted the fate. It's so sad. I don't want to be like that.

How do you know? You don't know them.

It's just, people have these romantic projections they put on everything that's not based on any kind of reality.

I hope you don't take that any more seriously.

That's way condescending, you know?

And when you die, you'll be completely forgotten. I don't want that.

You pay your money, you hear something that makes you feel good about yourself. Even though you know why you do that.

I can't help but feeling for all those people that come here, lost or in pain, guilt, looking for some kind of answers.

What would you be doing? If you weren't with me?

I'm so glad because no one knows I'm here, and I don't know anyone that knows you.

If we were around each other all the time, like a couple, what would be the first thing about me that would drive you mad?

Uh, no, no. I'm not going to answer this question.

All [he/she/they] ever really wanted to do was to have an excuse to tell me what [h/she/they] thought was wrong with me.

Tell me. What is it about me bugs you?

You give me a word. I'll take the word.

Even if we were a little bit confrontational, why does everyone think conflict is so bad?

Yeah, well, we've all had such competitiveness ingrained in us.

You have no idea where I came from. We have no idea where we're going.

You know what drives me crazy?

We haven't talked about this yet, but are you dating anyone?

I was really disappointed. I thought this one would last for a while.

I was kind of giving [him/her/them] a favor, but [he/she/they] left me, saying I loved [him/her/them] too much. What the hell is that mean?

The way you said it. I know you are going to do it, the way you said it!

Why is it you become obsessed with people you don't really like that much?

It's funny how we managed to avoid this subject for so long.

People always talk about how love is this totally unselfish, giving thing. But if you think about it, there's nothing more selfish.

You sound like you've just been hurt or something.

I stuck around for a while just to kinda let it really sink in that [he/she/they] wished I hadn't come here.

You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you?

How little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that that is how little they're thinking about you.

Well, anyway. It's depressing. You know what?

Every couple's been having this conversation forever. And nobody came up with anything.

What are you complaining about?

Loving someone, and being loved, means so much to me.

Isn't everything we dream in life a way to be loved a little more?

It's not a fear of commitment or that I'm incapable of caring or loving, because… I can.

I think that's when I fell for [him/her/them]. All those beautiful dreams..

The only person I could really hurt is myself.

I couldn't go home right away. I didn't wanna see anybody I knew.

I was so unsure of myself. I thought everything I said sounded so stupid.

I feel like this is some dream world we're in, you know?

It's like our time together is just ours. It's our own creation. Nothing else matters.

But then the morning comes and we turn into pumpkins, right?

After tomorrow morning, we're probably never gonna see each other again, right?

You don't think we'll ever see each other again?

Maybe we should try something different.

I mean, it's not so bad if tonight is our only night, right?

Yeah. I mean, I don't want that. I hate that.

Why do you think everybody thinks relationships are supposed to last forever anyway?

I mean, that… tonight's our only night?

No delusions. No projections. We'll just make tonight great.

It's just — It's depressing, no?

Now the only thing we're gonna think of is when we're gonna have to say good-bye tomorrow.

We could say good-bye now. Then we wouldn't have to worry about it in the morning.

I've been with people and shared beautiful moments and I knew those were special moments.

I wished I'd been with someone else.

You couldn't possibly know why a night like this is so important to my life right now, but it is.

What about our rational, adult decision?

I know what you mean about wishing that somebody wasn't there though.

Let's say you and I were together all the time. You'd start to hate to hate me/

But… being with you has made me feel like I was somebody else.

Do you know what I want? To be kissed by you.

I have to say something stupid. I don't think we should sleep together.

Since we're never gonna see each other again, it'll make me feel bad. The guilt of doing it.

I'll wonder who else you're with. I'll miss you.

I don't want you to break our vow just so you can get laid!

I mean, we die in the morning, right?

I don't want this great evening to just have been for that.

You don't wanna see me again?

If somebody gave me the choice right now of to never see you again or to marry you, I would marry you, all right?

People have gotten married for a lot less.

Why do I make everything so complicated?

I don't know. We're back in real time.

I'm gonna take your picture… so I never forget you or this.

I think I can really fall in love when I know everything about someone.

I'm sure that's when I know I'm really in love.

I guess this is it, no?

Have a great life. Have fun with everything you're gonna do.

All this bullshit we were talkin' about.. about not seeing each other again? I don't wanna do that.

Why didn't you say something?

I was afraid maybe you didn't want to see me.

Maybe we should meet here in five years or something.

Five years? Five years? That's a long time.

But I'm gonna be here. For you.

All right. Your train's gonna leave. Say good-bye.

These prompts assume that both muses are soulmates.   Send   + [reverse]    for our muses to switch places.

make sure to include the pairing(s) you are wanting these questions to be answered for . these should work for poly ships as well as monogamous . feel free to edit these as you see fit .

💕 How did they both realize “oh wait, this is actually love”?

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

🫂 What’s their favorite way to hold each other when words aren’t enough?

🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?

💋 Who says “I love you” first & how?

🌙 Who’s the little spoon & who pretends they hate it but secretly loves it?

💍 Would they ever get married? What would the proposal look like?

🧸 Who still has the very first gift the other ever gave them?

😈 Who is more likely to start chaos “for the vine” & who films it?

🎶 What’s their song - the one that makes them both tear up / grin like idiots?

☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?

🛡️ Who jumps in front of danger for the other without thinking?

😳 What’s the most embarrassing thing they’ve walked in on the other doing?

💔 What’s the one fight that almost ended them?

🩹 How do they comfort each other after nightmares?

👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?

🍳 Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help?

🧳 If they had to run away together tomorrow, where would they go?

😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?

🌧️ Who steals whose hoodies when it rains?

🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?

🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?

💌 Who leaves little love notes & where do they hide them?

🛌 Who hogs the blanket & who ends up freezing dramatically?

😴 Who falls asleep first & who watches them with heart-eyes?

🚪 Who’s more likely to say “we’re not leaving this room today”?

🌸 What nickname do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard?

🎤 Who sings in the shower & who secretly records it for blackmail?

💞 How do they act when one of them is sick?

🩸 Who would literally kill for the other & who would help hide the body?

🌅 Do they go on sunrise / stargazing dates? Which one do they love more?

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

🧩 What tiny habit of the other do they find unbearably adorable?

🎪 Who plans elaborate surprise dates & who just wants to stay in?

👑 In their relationship, who’s the king / queen & who’s the knight / advisor?

🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?

💤 Who has the weirdest sleep-talking lines that the other quotes constantly?

🧡 What color reminds each of them of the other?

🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?

😶 Who’s terrified of saying “meet my parents” & why?

🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

🌿 Do they want kids/pets/plants together? What do they name them?

🪞 Who takes longer getting ready & who hypes the other up in the mirror?

💥 What’s the biggest risk one of them took for the other that the partner didn’t find out about until much later?

🧣 Who steals the other’s scarf / gloves “on accident” every winter?

🌌 What’s their “we made it through hell” memory they’ll tell their grandkids?

😘 Who kisses the other first thing in the morning, morning breath & all?

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

⚓ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other?

“Is it painful?“

“Are they dead?“

“Unhappy, darling?“

“I’m blinded by such beauty.“

“I’m going to electrocute him.“

“Leather straps, red-hot pokers!“

“Have you spoken to her parents?“

“It has to warm up… so it can kill you.”

“Don’t torture yourself… that’s my job.”

“Are they made from real Girl Scouts?“

“A day alone, only that would be death.”

“Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone?“

“Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.“

“I’ll never listen to you, never, ever, again!“

“He looks so sweet. Just like a little entrée.”

“I had to be strict with you because I cared!“

“How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?“

“I didn’t hate my mother. It was an accident!”

“You were a terrible mother! There! I said it!“

“To live without you, only that would be torture.“

“This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?“

“No excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.”

“Crowbar, dynamite, cyanide. As if we’d run out.”

“What are you, darling? Where’s your costume?“

“We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.”

“They’re not your family, I am. They don’t love you, I do.“

“He won’t eat, he can’t sleep, he keeps coughing up blood.“

“There it is. Just what we’ve been searching for. Thank you.”

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.“

“It’s for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.“

“You are too precious for words. Why, I could just… eat you alive!“

“Sit in the chair so we can play a game. It’s called ‘is there a God’.”

“Come on, Old Man, I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”

“They say she danced naked in the town square and enslaved a minister!“

“You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.“

“This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.“

“Oh, my little bundle. So much you don’t understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.“

“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.“

“Uncle Nick-Nack’s winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack’s summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.”

“So, you claim that your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctors and forced to recruit others?“

“They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!“

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PLACES TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver's knuckles.

sender kisses receiver's cheek.

sender kisses receiver's lips.

sender kisses receiver's palm.

sender kisses receiver's temple.

sender kisses receiver's inner thighs.

sender kisses receiver's hair.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder.

sender kisses receiver's neck.

sender kisses receiver's knees.

sender kisses receiver's stomach.

sender kisses receiver's top of head.

sender kisses receiver's chest.

sender kisses receiver's upper back.

sender kisses receiver's foot.

sender kisses receiver's inner wrists.

sender kisses receiver's nose.

sender kisses receiver's forehead.

sender kisses receiver's fingertips.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.

sender kisses receiver's lower back.

sender kisses receiver's outer thighs.

sender kisses receiver's sternum.

sender kisses receiver's collarbone.

sender kisses receiver's earlobe.

sender kisses receiver's forearm.

sender kisses receiver's chin.

REASONS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver to say goodbye.

sender kisses receiver to say hello.

sender kisses receiver to say goodnight.

sender kisses receiver to say good morning.

sender kisses receiver to distract them.

sender kisses receiver to reassure them.

sender kisses receiver to initiate something further.

sender kisses receiver to shut them up.

sender kisses receiver to comfort them.

sender kisses receiver to say i love you.

sender kisses receiver to tease them.

sender kisses receiver to fluster them.

sender kisses receiver to congratulate them.

sender kisses receiver to give into them.

sender kisses receiver to surprise them.

sender kisses receiver to pretend they're in a relationship.

sender kisses receiver to show off for someone else.

sender kisses receiver to wish them luck.

SETTINGS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver at a restaurant.

sender kisses receiver in the kitchen.

sender kisses receiver in a pool.

sender kisses receiver at a cafe.

sender kisses receiver at a party.

sender kisses receiver in the bedroom.

sender kisses receiver in a movie theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a car.

sender kisses receiver at a park.

sender kisses receiver in a club.

sender kisses receiver in an alleyway.

sender kisses receiver on the bus or train.

sender kisses receiver in a closet.

sender kisses receiver in a store isle.

sender kisses receiver in a parking lot.

sender kisses receiver in the woods.

sender kisses receiver at school.

sender kisses receiver at the bar.

sender kisses receiver at the beach.

sender kisses receiver in the ocean.

sender kisses receiver in the garage.

sender kisses receiver at work.

sender kisses receiver on a boat.

sender kisses receiver in a theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a tent.

sender kisses receiver in the bathroom.

sender kisses receiver in a motel suite.

sender kisses receiver in a hotel suite.

sender kisses receiver at a cabin.

sender kisses receiver in an office.

sender kisses receiver in the backyard.

sender kisses receiver on the porch.

sender kisses receiver in a secret or hidden place.