true north

well, to sum up a very long story, i was kidnapped (again, no surprise there) only this time it was slightly more elaborate than i had anticipated. i’ve freed myself (again), but i look positively dreadful and utterly lacking my chic grace. i need a warm bath.

oh my goodness, i am positively EXHAUSTED with work. hello my dearest followers, i hope you have missed me as much as i have missed you.

i stretched and made the most obscene sound because it felt so nice. briefly forgot that i was in a public locale.

i cannot believe how noisy the media can be. no one can have peace in this day and age, it seems.

the other day i managed to get my suit stained on a date with crème brûlée and i have not been this embarrassed since i accidentally told my good, long-time friend elle fanning that she shouldn’t have tried out for maleficent. what a mistake that would have been!

alina will pay for her slander one day.

reminder that i am the cutest and also most powerful.

news of my demise has been greatly exaggerated.

i've been locked in my study for what has felt like an eternity but it has only been 32 hours.

i’m so honoured that my dear old friend r*hanna is booking a stay at my hotel!