You and this fucked community need to go to prison. I WILL report you, and you WILL be behind bars you fucking scum for a person.
hoowee i think you need to take a seat, might pop a vein from that anger!!

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You and this fucked community need to go to prison. I WILL report you, and you WILL be behind bars you fucking scum for a person.
hoowee i think you need to take a seat, might pop a vein from that anger!!

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every store: buy 2 get 1 free!!!!!
me: *buys 0 gets 12 free*
If lifting doesnât give you even a sprinkle of anxiety.. youâre too comfortable.
stolen merchandise? in my bag? itâs more likely than you think
You ever wonder if you cockblocked another lifter? Like when you and someone else are both spending an unusual amount of time on your usual conceal aisle or around your usual blind spot. What if theyâre another lifter trying to wait until you walk away so they can conceal while youâre doing the same? Pause thatâs happening right now. No one has ever in all of history spent this much time looking at their creamer choices lmfao come on. Thereâs 4 different flavors and this is the powder section!!!!!
Literally me at ulta By the salon when there are no workers
the intense peripheral vision staring match to see whoâll leave first đ
I was rushing toward my usual conceal spot at coles, no shoes, no bag, making no noise, i just needed to get some small groceries. I turn the corner and walk straight into another lifter stashing stuff in her bag. instead of saying something or taking shit out of her bag, she just dropped the basket and ran off. i wonder what sheâs up to now...
i also very obviously walked into a change room straight after someone had concealed. she had stuffed tags INTO the cushion, like unzipped the cushion cover and stuffed them in (i personally keep as many tags as possible to keep a collection) but had left hangers matching the sizes on the tags hanging on the hooks as well as misc clothing. it was good bc it obscured my tracks.Â
other than that, i dont think ive seen another lifter in the wild.Â

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imagine someone in a fursuit chasing you down in a sephora, knocking over the entire fenty display, grabbing you by the wrist and commanding you to put down the eyeliner or theyll have to call mall security
the fact that this is an actual account makes me fucking hyperventilate, like am i supposed to be scared?? oh no!!! watch out for the furries!!
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youâll never take me alive
đľđş My favorite way to lift succulentsđşđľ
⢠Find the succulent(s) you want ⢠Wiggle off a few leaves (preferably a clean break from the stem) while pretending to observe the plant ⢠Palm the leaves and discretely drop them into your bag ⢠Done! You can now propogate those leaves at home and have infinite succulents!
To propogate my leaves I start by letting them sit on top of some dry soil in a sunny place for a few days to let the wound (from the break) callus over. Then I will start watering them every couple days to a week. They should begin rooting and growing new little baby leaves within a month or two. I recommend a fast draining cactus/succulent soil. This method takes time and patience, but it is very easy and low-risk! Plus nourishing and growing your own plant is rewarding. Enjoy!
I do this all the time and I have so many succulents from doing it that I could honestly start my own little succulent shop
THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED IN MY LIFE THANK YOU
And itâs not like you could get in legal trouble for plucking a couple leaves. This is genius
how long do your hauls usually take? i always feel super sus when i spend more than 20 minutes a store
i usually go for 15-20 min per store, unless its easy then it doesnt really matter, like michaels or VS you can be in and out in no time. Really its about personal preference since you also have to give off genuine curiosity in things that you wont lift as well. Very store specific.Â
Three Rules of Having a Lifting Blog
1. Donât post selfies. Ever. 2. Check the exif data in your pics and DELETE it (very important) 3. Avoid very specific personal info
This is for the new lifters out there, Iâve been here a while, these rules are ingrained in my head. Make sure your lifter friends are also aware of these rules, cause I have seen them give out their friendâs personal info in an effort to not be doxxed themselves before.

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new lifter guide
idk if someone has already done this, but I keep seeing people getting mad for newbish mistakes so i want to make a nicer list
1. Dont tag your posts! it opens our world to the anti world and after that its easy to influrtrate.
2. dont reblog anything not liftbr related! someone whoâs feeling snitchy might see your reblog and attack
3. turn off your followers on your page, likes optional. it exposes us again
4. use a VPN to hide your location! for phone I reccomend opera VPN and for the computer I reccomend cyberghost
5. delete EXIF data. your photos store things like location on every photo, and you dont wanna get doxxed
6. everyoneâs different, but i donât trust any post with 500+ notes and is at least 2 years old if its lifting tips unless its something timeless (like this list)
7. bar codes dont set off alarms! but always check for RFIDS. it can look different depending on the tag, and thereâs a post that explains every tag, but try to find a strange pattern hidden in paper tags, bar code stickers, and other sus items by holding it to light. I always use a seam ripper and rip through them
8. always scope out stores. go one day to look for cameras and blind spots. dont be too obvious so lp doesnât remember you
9. you dont need $700 hauls right now!! dont risk your future for internet brownie points!! lift from the dollar store, take a chapstick from Walmart, pleeeeasee dont risk your life!!!
10. dont steal from small stores! mom and pop stores, convention booths, anything owned by someone who would miss a $25 shirt
11. trust your gut! if you feel even a bit uneasy, like you think maybe lp is following you, DROP EVERYTHING AND RUN
feel free to add more!
12. Try to conceal on-body! Getting scared by being stopped is much better than getting caught for having something in your bags since they canât strip-search you
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10 top ways shoplifters get caught
This was written by an LP, i merely copied and pasted it. REBLOG AND INFORM
Despite what you may have heard, there is no perfect shoplifting method. You can be caught NO MATTER how you try to steal. A lot of it is the luck of the draw. Is LP in the store? Are they busy with another shoplifter? Are they watching you? There is no way you can be sure. You can be sure however, that you significantly increase your chances of getting yourself caught when:
10)You carry a flat purse or back-pack: Fairly obvious, right? Not only is this an attention grabber, but it also makes the LP Agentâs job much easier. Your bag was flat, and then magically became full right after all the merchandise you were carrying disappeared. Did the LP Agent watch you fill your bag? That does not really matter. The LP Agent did not need to see concealment (See my article: The 6 Steps of Loss Prevention) to confidently make a stop on you. It is fairly obvious. Most LP Agents will make that stop. On top of being obvious, entering a store with an empty bag can also bump your charge from petty theft to burglary.
9)You over-act: You pick up the item you plan on stealing. You begin tapping on it, wiggling it, playing with it, and looking around like everything is cool. Yes, people actually think this works. When you take this approach you are basically telling LP Agents âHey, I am not going to steal this! Look, Iâm playing with it out in the open. I wouldnât be doing that if I were going to steal it.â Then you steal it. Happens all the time.
8)You under-act: You pick up the item you are going to steal and immediately palm the item, or hold it behind something. You then quickly walk off to the most deserted part of the store. The race is on. The LP Agent knows he needs to get a view of you, either on camera or on the floor to witness the concealment.
7)You are overly friendly: You come in and immediately start chatting with store employees. Youâre such a nice person! You would never steal. This will work when trying to deceive regular workers but LP is not falling for it. I have even had employees try to stop me from making an apprehension because they thought I was going to make a bad stop on that âniceâ person. When I see someone being overly friendly with cashiers, managers or anybody with a name tag, I immediately become suspicious. They could be a genuinely nice person but nice people steal too.
6)You fail the âscare testâ: When I suspect somebody is a shoplifter I will often give them the scare test. This means I will have several people walk past the area where my suspect is looking at items. A normal shopper will pay little to no attention to who is around them. A nervous shoplifter will turn their head at everyone that passes by. Often times they will look them up and down evaluating whether or not they seem like an undercover. When this happens it is a good indicator that I should set up on this person and wait for them to âgoâ.
5)You are bringing non-clothing items into the fitting room: Some people actually think that if they conceal merchandise in the fitting room that they can not be arrested by Loss Prevention Agents. This is because it eliminates the possibility of the LP Agentâs step # 3. This might work on some LP Agents, but certainly not the oneâs that are good at what they do. If I see someone bringing something into the fitting room that is not supposed to be tried on such as DVDs, Jewelry, makeup, etc., they have my full attention until I see them exit the fitting room carrying that merchandise. Believe me, bringing stuff into the fitting room is a false sense of security and it will get you caught.
4)You are leaving an evidence trail: You select the item you want to steal. You are not sure if the item will make the door beep or not so you decide to remove the item from the package. Or maybe you want to pretend the item was already yourâs so you rip the tags off. Now you can conceal the item. However, you also need to rid yourself of the package. So you discard it on the shelf, or you hide it behind something. You just made the LP Agents job 95% easier. Maybe they did not see you conceal the item, but they did see you toss something down or hide something. They find the package. Now LP knows what the item is, they know you removed it from the package (this is vandalism and is illegal), and they know you are up to no good. When you walk out of the store, all the LP Agent needs to do is approach you with the empty package and demand that you return the item. They will likely tell you that you are on video opening it (you may or may not be). They will tell you that if you do not return the item you will be charged with vandalism (this trick is likely against their LP policy but it is completely legal). Once you produce the item you are under arrest for theft. It is a lose-lose situation that you created by leaving a trail of packages and tags.
3)You have âshiftyâ eyes: Everyone knows that you are not supposed to blatantly look for cameras or look around for people when you are going to steal. However, it seems that the majority overcompensates. When you look up to the ceiling and then side to side without moving your head, you have âshifty eyesâ. Shifty eyes get shoplifters caught every day. In fact, if I am about to give up on a perspective shoplifter and they shift their eyes, I will watch them until they leave the store, no exceptions.
2)You use two hands: As an LP Agent, nothing catches my eye more than somebody with both hands on the sales shelf. When an honest shopper looks at a product of interest on the sales shelf, they typically take the item in one hand and remove it from the shelf to look at it in the open. When a shoplifter puts both hands on a product and does not remove the object from the shelf it is a DEAD GIVE AWAY that they are opening something. I have caught shoplifters that I otherwise would not have even noticed simply because they used two hands!
1)You just plain look like a shoplifter: You know who you are! This is by far the most common reason people get caught. If you fit the stereotypical profile of someone who would likely shoplift you are likely being watched as an âeasy statâ. So if you have 10 facial piercings, and a bright green mohawk, or if youâre just a shady looking character, donât do it.
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not all good people are wealthy đŤ
and not all wealthy people are goodđ
avoiding identification
I would recommend that you always pay in cash, and donât carry your phone and IDs in your purse while lifting. You could keep them in your bra, or just leave them in the car. Getting caught with these can make things worse, and they could also potentially seize your phone and search it. Â
Casual reminder to check very carefully for rfid tags. I didnât beep walking out with this a long time ago and didnât realize until now that it was an rfid tag on the little price sticker.
ALL CALVIN SHIT HAS THIS! I lifted a bra the other day from pacsun and i almost didnât even glance at the tag since iâd already taken the ink tag off but then i did and there was an rfid on it!

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đ¸ Tips for winter!Â
So I decided to make a post about some little tips I use for winter! Feel free to try your own or whatever but this is what works for me. WITH PICTURES (some)
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this goes along with my previous post. your employer is not your friend and they will always fuck you over to gain profits.Â