Dogs Are The Best.

this video NEVER gets old

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

Pure post

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

when in doubt slap His ass

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

who thinks they can fight me and win

Everyone

They’d be right I’m sensitive

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

its called being exhausted