Life Is Full Of Curious Queries

Forecast looks...cloudy. With a 99% chance of music drops, at precipitation levels unprecedented.

"No, no, no no no, that's fine! NO RUSH whatsoever! I am PERFECTLY fine just sitting here, with my thumbs up my ass, waiting to be rescued. Huh? M-me? 'SARCASTIC'? No, not in the slightest bit! Scoffs As a matter of fact, when they get here, why don't you all just go on ahead? Uh, don't worry about me! REALLY! I'll get a makeshift hammock, and I'll just JERK OFF for the remaining years of my life! No, no, no, no, no, it's fine, RE-HEALLY, it's fine! You've got such a good grasp on the situation, I'd just hold you back! Seeing as I'm the only IDIOT with priorities like, finding out where the hell this place is, how the hell we're gonna get out of here, whose face we're gonna eat first -- in an emergency situation, augh, you know what, fuck that noise. GRRHRHHRH. GOOOOD FUUUUUCKING DAMNIT! WHERE. THE. FUCK. ARE. WE. KRIS?"

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