Life in Hell Archives

"I blame media violence" - July 31, 1999

"You're a fraud, Swami!" - July 31, 1998

"If I should die before you..." - July 24, 1997

"Will Explains Cartoons" - July 26, 1996

"Sumo wrestling." July 28, 1995

"I think I have attention deficit disorder." - July 29, 1994

"Do you love me?" - July 30, 1993

"The Dan Quayle Spelling Test" - July 23, 1992

"Work Harder" - July 19, 1991

"If you can't say anything nice..." - July 19, 1990

"What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?" - July 13, 1989

"Parade" - June 16, 1988

"Hey, smartypants!" - July 31, 1987

"Sodomy is a crime" - July 4, 1986

"Meditation pillow" - June 25, 1999

"How can I get you to say you love me?" - June 28, 1996

"A Brief History of Anger" - June 25, 1993