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In the beginning, there was tumblr. And on the 1st day, the lecturer and student came into existence. These are their experiences. Posts will be tagged with the author #thelecturer or #thestudent . There are also #lectures4life posts for all you deep and meaningful addicts who want to participate in the lecturer's life1011 lessons. Questions are welcome.

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6 years being the harbinger of potatoes...no more thumb pads now. Shout out 2 pop for major tuber gains

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It just occurred to me that lipstick protects from SCCs of the lip, because it's around SPF 8-10. Lipstick-lovers rejoice!

If it was social norm, I'd probably be wearing lipstick too now.

#showerthoughts #thelecturer #life1011

There's a gap below my door - specifically, the flyscreen door.

My mum put ground chilli there to stop bugs coming in.

Tonight, we found 3 large cockroaches eating the ground chilli.

Okay buddy!

#life1011 #buddy please #thelecturer

Occupational health - is really cancerous I now have cancer.

-Herpus derpus, 2014. May the soul of Herpus the GP rest forever in peace.

#life1011 #thelecturer #theherpusderpus #haiku

Procrastinating. I am procrastinating. Procrastinating.

Herpus Derpus, 2014

#haiku #life1011 #thelecturer #procrastinating

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ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg....

Hmm. First ticket!

#thelecturer #life1011 #parking ticket #first

#youtube #billy joel #AHHHHHH #alrighty then

When you read "sorta" as "aorta"

#medicine #life1011 #thelecturer

If you're on too much warfarin and you get a boner will it explode?

A medical student with an overactive imagination

#life1011

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I don't understand people who can have one philosophy and yet are wilfully oblivious in living out, in certain methods, the very antithesis of their principles.

#thelecturer #life1011 #lectures4life

The cold, hard truth of our young and ever-morphing lives.

#thelecturer #thestudent #life1011 #TED talks #lectures4life

#life1011 #thelecturer #first world problems #phone addiction #procrastination

evanedinger

JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE

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I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.

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tears are streaming down my face

#universal

#theherpusderpus #thelecturer #life1011 #shitting bricks

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"PUT ON A RUBBER BEFORE BANGING THE CLUBBER"

Bryan Zhu, 2014

#lectures4life #life1011

"We have less and less time as we grow older, and he who knows not what when where the time runs shall miss it altogether"

NO ONE, EVER. 2014

#thelecturer #lectures4life #life1011

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