Complete Nonsense

And i wanted you to know that when i do picture myself happy, it’s with you

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot, keep them, thats all u need

Gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends

It’s what they deserve

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

“looks aren’t everything” ok but I’m at least 99% sure I’d be much happier if I didn’t look like garbage.

you must teach your heart to accept what cannot be changed.

how do i become easier to love

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

*blows kisses at wifi router*

@smolsamoan