thedefinitionofdriven replied to your post:[pm] Did you know that there is only type of poisonous bird known to man? Hello Bird. There is something I'd like to ask you.
[pm] The hooded pitohui has toxin in its feathers and on its fur, making it painful to hold. There are people going hungry all over the city. How does Bane intend to feed them?
[pm] Their beaks look like they're frowning. They're probably just not happy because no one wants to hold them. Some people have problems holding birds, but they come to me pretty good.
Anyway, yeah, the food. Our guys are getting hungry too. Me, I've been eating saltines for three days, and my bird friends that I made too, they've been eating saltines.
The thing is, that the second we go and get food, it's gonna be a problem, because there's the military waiting to get in and they'll shoot us down. So it can't be about us going out. Someone's gotta bring stuff in.
Bane's working on that, but he's really having a real heck of a time, poor kid. With the vigilantes and trying to keep people off the streets and all the stuff he's doing and making arrangements to get the roads back to normal once there's no opposition, that's a lot of things.
We might end up having to contact Russia or somewhere that's sort of anti-american because, you know.
Anyway that's no fun, do you like canaries?