Cool Story Bro.

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

have you ever eaten a soft grape

Is the egg like bigger on the inside, like how

when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

[softly, but with a lot of feeling] what the fuck

“That favorite teacher you had”

He was feeling it

This is so cute lol

Me as a teacher

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted

science side of tumblr explain this

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online