Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That itβs very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so itβs now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilboβs precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...
Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his peopleβs cultural artefacts: ... Iβm sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it
Frodo, secretly wearing Bilboβs mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:
Lord of the Rings is a comedy
The Fellowship of the Absolute Dumbasses <3

















