Hang on your tags on the Mechabat gym post are making me giggle so hard. Robert knows exactly what’s going on with his team but until one of them gets their head out their ass and talks to him about it like an adult he’s just going to keep being accidentally-on-purpose hot around them (because let’s be clear, he only notices it half the time, the rest is him genuine being oblivious to how attractive he is to them, and possibly not fully believing that so many people he loves love him back). He walks into a room and knows from the atmosphere they were just talking about him. He has a slideshow of them making fools of themselves around him that he fully plans to show them, as soon as literally any of them confess to him.
“And here’s when I watched Coupe fail to be mysterious and fall off the edge of the balcony looking at my ass and that other time Visi Rand directly into Mals sword cause she was distracted looking at my ripped suit-”
“We get it we were down bad and losers about it”
“ARE down bad, anyways here’s a clip of Colm watching me eat a Twinkie and accidently looting hot coffee in his hand and the floor while not noticing.”
“You were going to town on that Twinkie, you can’t blame me.”
He really would bring up every time he caught them liek “yeah sure you were just being helpful here” and it’s like Flambae giving him a ride just to hit the breaks hard so he can stick his arm out to cop a feel on his chest, like omg just say you want to hit. I bet he would look stupid, Robert just looking at his hand like “he really thinks this is subtle?”
