i hate cops and i love communism

that one old gods of appalachia episode where they talk about how sometimes people had siblings that were actually just friends who had abusive parents who came over for dinner one day and just. didn't leave. and nobody ever mentioned it or cared. fuckin chill as hell

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

"people only criticize horoscopes because women like it" is an embarrassing argument i, as a woman, am violently sick of seeing.

Jon is the type of guy who straight up forgets trespassing is a crime. Mr. "my grandmother threatened to lock me up because the police kept catching my 8 year-old ass in random places." Even before paranoia made him reckless he was getting into shit like the worlds most curiosity motivated cat. Internal compass having motherfucker. Old lady home invader. Discovering that there was a massive tunnel complex under the institute mustve been a little like Evil Christmas to him. Martin has to have looked him dead in the eyes at some point while his trespasser boyfriend tries to tell him its fine to have a peak inside an abandoned taco bell because he "just wants to see whats in there 😐🧍" then suggests they take a shortcut through a hole in some barbed wire fences to pass through an active railyard on their way home.