NOW @ VICEBUILT !

                            she drinks  bacardi  in the morning ‘til it goes to her head.

 one more shot, then i’m quitting forever.            cross my heart, cross my fingers.

Eliza Crewe, Crushed (via quoted-books)

a novel by me (via idontfiltermyselfon)

       “I vote to the contrary. If I’m in a        hospital, I’m fine.”

       ❝ As undeniable as that logic is, I’m          gonna violently disagree. What the hell             happened to you? And don’t lie. ❞

“ YOUCH! That looked like it hurt. “

                                ❝ I hate bicycles. ❞

           “ if you can work yourself out of               a trap, you can fix one. “

                   ❝ is that your logic? i survived, i didn’t                    magically gain the knowledge of how the                    damn things actually work. ❞

alright, i’m gonna keep this short & sweet. i was going to do this next month to coincide with my one year on this blog, but i decided to just say ‘fuck it’ & do it now. it’s just so nice to see people actually enjoy this trash king this much & i’m just so blown away.  thank y’all. thank y’all so much.  list under the cut!

      “ The apocalypse is like the perfect time               to have a morbid sense of humor.                  Let me tell you.  ”

     ❝ Gotta agree with you there. These days, there are        far more important things for people to worry about        than terrible jokes. Like, for instance, not dying. ❞