Crunch And Munch

Imagine hearing the word rabies and getting a boner like “hmmm yes sinful rabies lord suck this foaming infected dick of mine” and running up to a damn raccoon like that’s all I imagine when I hear rabies

I really thought anime was sin until the age of 11

It’s no secret I once accidentally turned a blender on while the spoon was inside, broke the blender, then almost ate the glass mixture it had produced.

Anyways I found out a bunch of the kids at my old schools parents are anti vax so I believe next year that hell hole will be quarantined because everyone inside it will have polio

It’s all fun and games until someone says gotcha before dad says uno.

Lol I literally have a project due on the first day of school and I’m still sitting here just planning out my New Guinea pigs cage