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i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

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theunsubtleknife

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

#blaseball #firewalker with me friday

prokopetz

One of the most frequent requests we got in playtesting Eat God is a bigger Random Quirks table. This is the first of several planned expansions for playtest draft 0.8, previewing the 3xx entries (i.e., 311 through 366 on a d666); contributions from co-writers @ribstongrowback, Ashley Flanagan, and Zach Welhouse.

maddieredgrave

You know, if I didn’t already know that you were helping to make this, the usage of the phrase “milieu-appropriate ephemera” would’ve been a dead giveaway

boss-of-armadildos

see, I'd have quoted "calendrical malfeasance" as an even more life-devoid giveaway.

prokopetz

Joke's on you, then – that one is Ashley and Zach's fault!

prokopetz

#these are all good but some of them are GOLD #i especially like the 'your anecdotes always end in your own death and you don't see this as unusual' (via @infinitevacancy)

We unfortunately can't take credit for that one – it's a straight lift of a bit from Terry Gilliam's 1988 film adaptation of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

(Quite a lot of them are references in that fashion, in fact. See if you can spot some of the others!)

#the table of little quirks is blaseball to me #very pre-game rituals lol

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

#100% because i run a blog where i draw every pokemon #and while it's on hiatus (except for april fool's digimon posts) you can't fool me as a result lol #(i really wish a lot of these fakemon were credited because THE MOSQUITO LARVA WITH A BUOY FOR A TAIL IS SO CUTE ;_;)

theunsubtleknife

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

#blaseball #firewalker with me friday

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hoshizorua

what I have gathered from the organization during 358/2

#kingdom hearts #i replayed days recently and... i don't know how to explain the way axel 'sits' on the couch #it isn't a sit but he isn't exactly lying down... he's doing some weird half-lying down recline.... THING???#anyways he's more of a disaster than any of the sits in this post which is FUCKING IMPRESSIVE

redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

negativesanchez

#michiganposting #well yeah muskegon's where michigan's adventure is :3 #i am from... broadly. to avoid doxxing me. the northern lower peninsula #and it is gorgeous up here we got SO MANY TREES #i love being in the 'fingers' it's great #(winter sucks though.)

what do you mean blaseball is 6..... ouuuuugh.........

#blaseball

dyktvideogamesfx

The literal shadow hanging over my submissions box after Deltarune Chapter 5, dog, its so over.

dyktvideogamesfx

anyone else scared?

#i'm falling!

asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#let's see... bots. trolls. bigots. people who spam post in unrelated tags for no good reason #i've blocked a couple people for posting a really long post without a read more because it's a nightmare to scroll past on mobile #(it wasn't even informational posts they were making me scroll past their long-ass oneshot fanfics)

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theunsubtleknife

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

#blaseball #firewalker with me friday

strikefourth

We have a release date!

Hello everyone, and thank you all for your patience over the many, many months we've been wrangling things behind the scenes. We're happy to say we have an absolute, 100% set in stone release date for EXPANSION, our double album covering the Expansion Era of Blaseball.

EXPANSION will release on November 6th, 2026.

If you've already ordered the album, you'll be able to download from Bandcamp on the day of. We'll be organizing a listen party closer to to celebrate the release and have one last good old garages hang.

Our inbox is open for any questions, comments, concerns and such! If there's something about your specific order you want to discuss, shoot us a message, and we'll figure out the best way to sort things.

Thanks again to everyone for your patience. We're so excited to finally open up the vault.

xoxo, the garages

marine-gifs

A coelacanth displays its species' odd swimming technique. Filmed in Indonesia. From Deep Ocean: Kingdom of the Coelacanth (2025).

#coelacanth #so flappy and floppy

theunsubtleknife

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

#blaseball #firewalker with me friday

addicted2wasps

WASP BLAST! I got bored, and crammed together every single wasp drawing I have done so far. A collage, if you will. Enjoy!

#bugs #wasps #(too many individuals to tag BUT:)#pelecinus polyturator my beloved! such a rad looking wasp with its long thin abdomen #parasitoid of june beetles #i've seen one of these exactly once and she's even cooler in person

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shortcircuit908

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

apolladay

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Voting ended onJul 9

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

#i love cockroaches.... even though i concede that 1000 of them is probably a problem #(unless they were already pets lol)#the random man is infinitely more concerning

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