Libra Facts Daily

Libras can seldom keep up with their blogs, and those that can are not from this reality. These other wordly libras are dangerous and powerful, and should be avoided at all costs. 

Libras by default get a -5 difficulty on all dice rolls involving charisma. 

A reminder for all libras: Remember to get the pants with deep pockets so you can carry all those burdens with you sufficiently and within a compact space. 

The ice cream of choice for a libra? Funfetti.  Little known fact is that it’s a combination of the words fun + spaghetti, with an extra f in the middle standing for ‘flavor’.  Fun spaghetti is also a common term of endearment libras use for one another. 

The heat can either make a libra weak or more powerful.  Be careful of the latter, they can like, throw fireballs and stuff. 

Once upon a time, two libras sat down for a game of chess. Legend has it that they’re still playing, deciding on their next move. 

All libras are beautiful.  Or handsome.  Or a powerful, enigmatic force that defies all concepts of physical attributes. It’s advised to wear sunglasses around these libras. 

Libra can sometimes be a touch forgetful, and may forget about a blog account for several months.  Shame on them. 

Happy birthday to the most mysterious member of our zodiac sign, Tommy Wiseau. 

It’s libra season. It is during this time that we reach our full strength.  Which means we’ll finally have enough power to open that pickle jar. 

Find you a libra that can do both: carry the salt of an entire sea and the overwhelming sweetness of 10 gallons of sugar. 

Libras are known to yodel as a warning to other libras of impending rude people in the area.