h i a t u s

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

She forced a smile, glancing at the taller male and nodded agreeing with his words, she knew she wasn’t actually alone - she simply felt that way. “I know. I have my family and friends but i still feel alone. Do you know that feeling?” 

      His voice, sudden, disembodied at first startles her.       sends a shiver down her spine until she moves the       stream of light to rest on his figure. Human. Well, at       least he looks it. She can’t be too sure these days.       It takes a moment for her to take his appearance in,       tall, dark, and handsome, what the hell was mr. right       doing in a place oh so wrong? Still, he’s asked her a       question, and if she stands there any longer simply       staring things would seem weird. “Oh, I uh—” quick       abigail, think! “I’m looking for my bracelet, I think I       dropped it here earlier” it’s not a complete lie, but its       not exactly the truth either. Sure she’d lost her bracelet       and sure, it’d been somewhat special to her, but that       was over a week ago, and it wasn’t still going to be laying       around in the grass now was it? “What—” play the innocent       young girl Abigail. meep “w-what are you doing out so late?”       She shifts her weight from left to right, repositioning her       footing. The leaves crunch beneath her feet and she hopes       it’s enough to mask the sound of the adipose hidden in her       backpack.

Startling a girl, however young she was, had certainly not been his intention. Though he couldn't stop a slight smile pulling at the corners of his lips against his will. Oh he'd seen all sorts roaming the streets at this time of night, their reasons mainly unsavory and not worth a second thought from the man. 

"A bracelet? Oh dear that's a shame, chances are somebody already claimed it, you know what the streets are like at this time, hm" he said quietly, slowly nodding his head as he took in her appearance. "I do hope it wasn't some kind of family heirloom." 

❝ I wasn’t paying attention. I was thinking of something else. ❞

❝ This wasn't the plan. ❞

❝ Take those headphones off, right now ! ❞

❝ What a bunch of a-holes. ❞

❝ To be honest, I forgot you were even here. ❞

❝ You just want to suck the joy out of everything ! ❞

❝ I need that guy's leg ! ❞

❝ I am Groot ! ❞

❝ We are just like Kevin Bacon ! ❞

❝ Dance off, Bro! Me and you ! ❞

❝ They wanted to eat you ! ❞

❝ Take my hand. ❞

❝ I look around, and you know what I see ? Losers ! ❞

❝ Ain't nothing like me 'cept me. ❞

❝ Behold ! ❞

❝ I will no longer be your slave ! ❞

❝ Who put the sticks up their butts ? ❞

❝ I have part of a plan. ❞

❝ Bring it down ! ❞

❝ I hated you the least. ❞

❝ I remember your family. ❞

❝ Do not speak for me ! ❞

❝ We've all got dead people ! ❞

❝ You need my what ? ❞

❝ Ninja turtle better stop poking me ! ❞

❝ There's a little pee coming out of me. ❞

❝ I've come to bring you to my master. ❞

❝ Where did you learn to do that ? ❞

❝ I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance.❞

❝ Is that what she’s been filling your head with ? Sentiment ? ❞

❝ They got my dick message ! ❞

❝ I’m distracting you, you turdblossom ! ❞