[ ’ Sometimes she’s sure he speaks purely because he likes the sound of his own voice. He always has something to say--not that she minds, in fact, she quite likes all the ways in which he fills the silence. ] Honestly, what makes you think I wouldn’t?  [ ’ Yes, he’s incredibly cocky, slightly full of himself in the moment, and it doesn’t hurt to feed his ego every now and again. ] A very handsome avenger yes but I’m sure I’m the best looking one--, [ ’ it’s not to say that she won’t stroke her own..] Honestly though, look at this bloody mess  [ ’ her knees are beginning to get sore, and she’s not happy about the situation she finds herself in, even if he is there to help..] It’s a wonder I haven’t got my hands around your throat right now  [ ’ because god, there’s a large part of her who wants nothing more than to throttle the boy..]

       [ ’ She can’t quite remember how they’d begun conversing about such a subject--she’s got a lot on her mind you see--but she’s not completely opposed to it. She supposes it’s a change from constantly talking about death, and what lurks in the dark when no ones looking, and change, every once in a while is good... right?. ] Have I ever told you you’re really funny cause damn, you’re like hilarious man  [ ’ Where else would she have such a conversation? She was sure at this point, he was the only one she knew who would come out with these kinds of things. ] uhh yeah, it’s all about the breathing and all that jazz, I don’t really know what it’s like myself but man if you’re so interested, you can come hold my hand and listen to me breathe when I give birth or something, [ ’ not that she was ever planning to..]  

        [ ’ It’s a shame, but he’s right, he’s almost always right--it’s strange really. ] Shame, it really looks like we could use the whole green protocol right now if you know what I’m saying  [ ’ of course, she’s referring to a strength greater than both of theirs lumped together, it’d make the job easier, faster. But she’s not completely opposed to working together with mark for this one. ] Nah, don’t get me wrong, the cap is great and all, but nothing is gonna happen with us, [ ’ she shakes her head, crouching down to collect a pile of books before diligently slotting them away into their appropriate place. He continues to speak, and for a moment it’s just background noise until he becomes cocky, she smiles, glances over the slope of her shoulder and challenges him..]  I’d touch you. 

    [ ’ She can’t help but smile, though this time it’s sincere, it’s not slapped on for the benefit of passing customers, she really is, somewhat happy even with their current situation. Strange, she always could find something beautiful amidst the chaos she seemed to be perpetually surrounded by . ] I really feel like we could do with the Hulk helping us, where is big ol’ green?  [ ’ she’s not sure if they even have a mutual friend who could fit the hulk, but more and more, she likes the idea of having their own little ‘avengers’ group. it’s fun, it’s quirky. ] I don’t want my lil’ black widow to hurt himself, [ ’ she mutters more to herself rather than to him, quickly moving around the scattered books to help him shove the bookshelf upright and back into it’s original space...]  thing i’ve got goin on with cap? You sound jealous-- It’s nothing important, besides I’ve got you to worry about.

hit me with a car 

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting