Somewhere, Out There

entp: “and i said no. you know, like a liar.”

infp: “i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the stress i am under.”

intp: “in terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.”

esfp: “"f*** da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling f*** da police.”

enfp: "i was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.”

estp: “and he told me, "if you use that word, there will be a protest of midgets on this building!” and i said, “promise?”“

isfp: "my vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”

intj: “i’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die.”

estj: “brush your teeth. now, boom, orange juice. that’s life.”

enfj: “i just need everyone to like me so bad.”

istp: “and i’m like "nO! that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!”“

esfj: "thirteen year-olds are the scariest people on this planet. they terrify me to this day.”

istj: “God can’t hear you.”

entj: “first off, no.”

isfj: “everyone get out of my way. i just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

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