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I know nothing about flight rising or whatever that dragon game is called but some of yall talk about your dragons like “yes this is my pedigree blue morph stained spotted orange triple obsidian wildclaw that I spent five years trying to breed and if you even fucking look at him I’ll sue you”

The Valhalla Trilogy by Ari Bach: Spoiled here for a meme joke. And yes, all that is seriously in the third novel.

I honestly just thought this was about the flood and Noah’s ark

The Valhalla Trilogy by Ari Bach: Basically the Holy Bible, but with more ray guns, flying cars, explosions, and lesbian romance. And walruses.

i wanna be a dark souls npc who just laughs hysterically each time you talk to them then dies for no reason in a weird place

Catnaps are cool and all but I wanna take a frognap. I wanna dig a hole in the dirt and sleep for 6 months.

the worst is occasionally misjudging how internet someone is and then you suddenly have to explain some horrific reference you just made, and you see the light leave their eyes as you speak. im sorry, friend. im sorry im like this. im sorry i bring this poison wherever i go.

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it