The Last Homely House

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

Pokemon Heritage Post

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

Adhd is genuinely life ruining and not even for productive shit either, I've been sitting here wanting to listen to music and instead wasted five hours doing nothing. The music app is literally open I just have to reach over, grab my headphones, and press play. The easiest task in the entire world, and yet I can't do it

Let's enjoy the water with mama

BONNIE TYLER DIED IM SO FUCKING SADDDD

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.