contrary to popular belief, kim yubin is a relatively mediocre, average, normal person with normal tendencies and normal hobbies and normal mannerisms. it might be hard to believe, considering how haggardly he claws his way through each and every day, like a mangled dog in a truly cannibalistic worldโbut at the end of the day, as afternoon bleeds into evening into nightfall, he goes to sleep knowing this:
i'm normal, and at the very least, more normal than 'that guy.'
(A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF WHY 'THAT GUY' IS PROBABLY AT LEAST A LITTLE [VAGUE FINGER SPINNING MOTION FOR '???CRAZY???']:
the first time they ever met, he introduced himself to yubin as simon, a passionate video game programmer.
the second time, as sehun, a deep sea diver.
the third time, seobin, a four-time junior olympic gold champion in judo.
the fourth timeโhe's sejun, just your ordinary tween delinquent with fists that move faster than words.
people's elaborate lies are none of yubin's business, but he's starting to wonder if he's the lone target of this personโthat guyโand his insane riddles. to make identity in it of itself a riddle is crazy as-is. there's no reason to play guess who when it comes to a normal introduction, after allโand he's starting to worry there's something about him that just demands to be fucked with.
yubin pinches the bridge of his nose. he's seen robert pattinson's batman. he knows how this goes. he knows the riddler and he knows paul dano.
and really, truly, the stories people choose to spin about themselves are genuinely none of yubin's business. but maybe it's the hour, or the day, or the weather, or the .5 degree difference in temperature in the practice room today. maybe it's the trainer's face that reminds yubin of the exact moment he discovered that the first time, the second, third, fourth, and fifth were all fictitious. maybe it's a combination of everything that brings him to meet that guy's gaze the second they're idling in the same vicinity again and sayโ
('that guy'? their trainer asks. oh, you meanโ)
"hey, seunghyun." yubin narrows his eyes. "if that's even your name."