D&D and Fish Usually

"The left wants to destroy the nuclear family." Yeah maybe a little bit. I mean having 5 moms does sound pretty sweet.

Splitting my nuclear family of 92 Fathers, 92 mothers, and 146 children to create a nuclear family fission chain that wipes out everything in a 12 mile radius

I have never in my life seen a living creature look and behave more like a Muppet. On caffeine.

getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

eat a fruit that you like. take a little walk and pay attention to the trees. dance to music alone in ur room. it’s the small things that will heal you

@blackbackedjackal

and on that note I get so offended when ppl have urls/titles/bios that are like this is where I keep my TRASH follow for CRINGE CONTENT & then they rb my posts especially my art like hey. hey.

this another example of how when you make self deprication part of your humor you end up hurting those around you actually

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy