Blahhhh blaaahhh blaaahhhhh

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

totally, if you can pick your laundry up off the floor and put it in a basket today, it will be so much easier to put it in the machine and wash it tomorrow. If you can stack the dishes now, it will be easier to wash them later. Half assing as a first stepping stone is so good, it is much better than not being able to do anything because “if you can’t do it properly, why do it at all”. Do what you can today, to make life easier tomorrow.

#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash

TWICE

do we really need anything but tattoos, beer, girls, and dogs?

boom crack the sound of my back

I’m mad y’all miss the reason your computer had 20 viruses on it

All worth it

ALL WORTH IT

ALL WORTH IT!!!

wanna make you breakfast while you sit on the counter and tell me about your dreams