last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

it’s not hard to incorporate they/them pronouns into a fantasy world some of y’all are just cowards 

it’s not hard to incorporate they/them pronouns into any setting some of y'all are just cowards

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent addition yes

You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog