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[ sent ► Lex Murphy ] oh no, i think my older brother works somewhere outside of the city so he can drop me off or something.

If he didn’t, she would just have to convince her mom or dad to drive her. She could drive herself, but she didn’t necessarily like driving far since she got lost so easily. Someone would be able to take her one way or another and everything would be fine.

[ sent ► Alice Meddings ] it’s no big deal, really! but if you’re sure your brother can drop you off, then alright! 

[ sent ► Lex Murphy ] oh no, i think my older brother works somewhere outside of the city so he can drop me off or something.

If he didn’t, she would just have to convince her mom or dad to drive her. She could drive herself, but she didn’t necessarily like driving far since she got lost so easily. Someone would be able to take her one way or another and everything would be fine.

[ sent ► Alice Meddings ] if it’s really too complicated, i have my driver’s licence and could pick you up!

“I believe it’s the twenty-first century. I know practically nothing about the tech world. All I know is that even six hundred dollars for a phone is a bit much to me… Not a Brachiosaurus. No. Much like a baby Triceratops. It slipped outta my pocket as I went for my actual camera to take pictures.”

Send me a number and I'll write a drabble around it.

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FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

Watching the television in her pajamas, Alice leaned against the back of the lounge chair. Though her relaxation was interrupted when her phone started buzzing on her lap and she picked it up immediately, momentarily confused by the unknown number before realizing who it was. She took a moment to enter Lex into her contacts before replying.

[ sent ► Lex Murphy ] yeah!!! my mom will be happy that she will have one less child in the house, lol.

[ sent ► Alice Meddings ] i live outside of the city, i hope that won't be too much of a problem. i mean, it's not too far, but still!

“I guess I could find like a sugar daddy or something, or a…. sugar mommy ? I bet those are a thing, I wonder.” Alice laughed. She kneeled to pick her things, zip her backpack up, and sling it over her shoulders once again. “No problem,” she answered. “That sounds good to me, talk to you later then!” Waving back at her, she waited until Lex had turned around before making her way down the hall.

 Lex had been staring at her phone for about ten minutes now. Way too long. She had no reason to be nervous, texting Alice definitely wasn't an Herculean task. If Xena can get married to Gabrielle, you can text Alice. "Wait, what?" she whispered to herself, barely containing the urge to face palm. She shook her head and started typing.

“Yes, I’m sure your father’s girlfriends were definitely afraid of you going all Amazon warrior, that definitely must have been the reasoning for them not speaking their opinions when you were around and they were not intoxicated,” Alice answered as she looked down at the screen of the phone in her hands. “I wear Christmas pajamas, like, twenty four seven, so you’ll have to deal with that if I have to deal with your problem.” She entered her number and input her name before handing the phone back to Lex. “Sure, I should be home around…. seven-ish, probably.”

“I don’t think they need to be drunk to judge everyone or in my past experiences with them, they haven’t.” Or maybe, she was just classifying a large majority of mothers at the park as stereotypical ‘soccer moms’. But hey, visitors could be gigantic assholes and a large quantity of them were some days. “That is going to really be terrible for you since if I move in, I do have to take my cat with me and how are you supposed to juggle if your allergies are acting up the entire time, hm?” She took Lex’s phone, grateful for the reasoning to look away from the other woman’s gaze for a quick moment. “I’m not that clumsy…. probably.”

“I think I’ll skip out on the ‘dating anyone’ kind of thing unless I’m really tempted, because if I become rich, that means I have to share my money with my spouse,” Alice joked. Dating sounded fun and all, but she just hadn’t felt the same way about anyone who had asked her out in the past. “Oh, yeah, hang on!” She dropped her book bag onto the ground and went through it before pulling out a piece of paper and a pen, which she scribbled her number on a small section before ripping it of. “Just text me or call me later and I’ll pick up,” she said as she held the paper up to Lex.

“Sounds… really, really fun!” Alice said with an obvious hint of sarcasm in her voice, gaze drifting off to the side for a split second. “We rarely have family gatherings… or attend them and no one tells me, since there’s so many of us and that’d be one horrible plane ride.” If Lex was going to admit something, she might as well too. It was only fair. “No thanks, you can keep him. I have enough crazy brothers of my own!”

Alice’s brows arched at the mention of the mansion, though she shrugged it off quickly. “Soccer moms are never fun and not to mention, they’re terrifying, so I don’t blame you. But what are you going to do in a mansion, have all of your cult members move in with you so you can have gathering whenever you please?” She mimicked Lex’s movements, though took a step backwards rather than forwards. “Then Miss Muscle should give me her a phone and I’ll put my number into it.”

 “I love when soccer moms get drunk on wine, though, it’s rather… festive… listening to them judging everybody’s life choices is distracting!” Lex scoffed - she really wished she hadn’t spent enough time around women like that to know precisely how they acted. “Oh, yes, that’s the plan! Members of cults always live as close to each other as possible. And you know, if you are to become a member as well, it would be that I could always keep an eye on you.“ It definitely sounded less creepy and Edward Cullen like in her head. Lex cleared her throat and glanced as she felt a blush reach her cheeks. "Don't drop the phone, it's more expensive than a cup of coffee."