Allie the Fandom Mess

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

going to the corner store to get more corners

just saw someone say 'well trans woman are infertile so they wouldnt need condoms' and that is so many layers of incorrect i had to sit down lol 💀

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am