Leviathan’s Boobies!

MC: “Mwah” *dramatic kiss on the cheek*

Mammon: “…”

Solomon: “Yes?”

MC: “Do I have a WAP?” *almost in tears*

Simeon: “My dear MC you have the WAPPIEST WAP in the entire land of devildom

Solomon and MC: “👁👁”

Simeon: “Haha! I thought it was funny- by the way, what does WAP mean anyways?”

PLZ TELL ME YALL KNOW WAP BY CARDI B

Belphie: *Kills MC*

Belphie Stans: “This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read😻”

“Mmm.. Mamm- AYO”

MC: *Looks around frantically* “WHERE AM I”

God: “Welcome MC, I am delighted to tell you that you have made it to the Celestial Realm in your afterlife. Congratulations”

MC: “Nah bruh”

God: “Whatchu mean ‘nah bru-“

*MC squaring up to fight GOD*

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Asmo: “PLEASE MC ISNT WAKING UP WHAT DO WE DO?!!!” *panicking*

Lucifer: “No… Not again….” *breaksdown*

Mammon: “Ma human.. I am so sorry…” *lifeless*

(Everyone’s Screaming Crying Throwing up)

POOF!

Everyone: “:,( ?”

MC: *dusting themselves off* “My bad y’all I’m back”

Everyone: “😀⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️”

Lucifer: …

MC: “Yolo.”

Belphie: “Like what? I’m not smiling..🙂”

Levi: “GUYS MAMMON JUST ATE SHIT LOL ROFL!!”

MC: “Oh.😀”

Here you go:

MC: Do it. No balls.

MC: Which one?

Mammon: Nah, Witch 4.

MC:…

MC: “…Tight as a virgin boy don’t get nervous”

Solomon: *Across the street* “I’M HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE”

MC: “I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR”

Solomon: “PUT MY MOUTH ON IT LIKE CPR”

MC: “AH😫”

Everybody else: “😀⁉️”

Belphie: “No.”

Beel: “But MC’s going too-“