Guess I'll Die

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

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I’ve made some color changes that I’m aware not everybody will like, but imo they work better as a set this way, and I’m a little pedantic about sets, sorry!

If anyone gets prints, pleeease tell me about them when they arrive, I’ve never sold prints before and I’m very curios what you think and how the quality turns out.

If you have a moment, could you tell me which of these four illustration is your favorite, and why? Always curious about people’s thoughts on the things I draw :>

In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.

In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.

In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.

For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

Humans are assholes.

Sharks are not assholes.