Silly little self ship place

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Twin Peaks:

Dale Cooper - ☕️special agent🥧

Harry S. Truman - 🌲sincere sweetheart🍀

Albert Rosenfield - ❤️city slicker💥

Denise Bryson - 🪻lovely lady🔮

Franz Morris - 🌌space dust☄️

And for the whole polycule, it'll be 🌲eternal stardust🌌

IHNMAIMS:

Steven Ross - 🪫hopeless romantic🔌

AM - 💾planned obsolescence💿

🍓 - Oh this one is so so easy if we're going by canon, according to the original script, he wanted to be a vet, but he didn’t have the grades to make it to college. I also hc that he dropped out a couple years into high school due to peer pressure from Scott, since he was all high and mighty about his band, and Adam didn't really have too much of a say if he didn't want to lose his best friend or piss him off.

I also think that if he didn’t drop out, he could've made it eventually if he had the support. He's not stupid, he just struggled in an environment where he couldn't learn and everyone around him assumed he was too dumb to and gave up on him years ago.

I like the idea that a little while after the game, he got his GED and started college, and is making his way towards finally making his childhood dream come true

🍋 - Ouagh, definitely his anger issues.

It's not intentional, he tries to keep it under control, but he just can't help it sometimes. Once his mom got over having a baby, he grew up either walked-over or ignored.

He was a sweet kid, but it wore off pretty soon. He bit kids in preschool and started a few playground fights as he got older, and it only got worse once Scott got involved.

He wasn't a bully, the main reason it started was getting picked on, and it wasn't like he was scary enough to turn the table around.

Once they were in their teens, him and Scott had started ditching class, eventually smoking and stealing shitty beer, and tried to get away from the things that made the anger build up inside of him.

There were even a couple times he blew up on Franz, and he's never been able to fully forgive himself for it, even if Franz already did. He'd noticed Adam had been off, not knowing why and wanting to help, but he couldn't tell him that he was steeping in guilt about getting Franz trapped, and he knew it was just concern, but it only made thing worse. So, instead of talking it out like he knew he should've, he got pissed, yelled, and walked out, leaving Franz alone and scared.

He came back soon after, with apology take-out, and a messy, half-assed actual apology, and they made up, but he still beats himself up about it.

So yeah uh, anger issues.

🍐 - Sorry, Styx beat you to this one, he gets nervous and eats a whole box of cigarettes, obviously (/j)

🍄‍🟫 - Okay, I was trying to be creative here, but werewolf is just, right there-

Also the fact that Leigh literally just came out with his adaptation of Wolfman, like, I do very much separate him from Adam, but it does add to the idea a bit

But not to retype my entire ramble, he very much is prone to getting pissed and not being able to contain it, and I think it fits pretty well (besides like, him being a twink, but twinks can be werewolves too, as a treat)

🍋‍🟩 - Oooooh okay, definitely a little.

Nothing overly paranoid or extreme, but he's absolutely the person who freaks a little about someone jinxing something and telling them to knock on wood, y’know?

Of course, post-trap Adam is much more paranoid and nervous for obvious reasons. Some of his superstitions shift into being trauma related, things like double checking rooms, nerves about mirrors and someone behind him, scared of the dark, and the like, but it doesn't entirely overshadow all of them.

There are a few that he completely disregards, though, mainly about black cats and Friday the 13th. Obviously, he's a big cat guy, and hating any kind of cat pisses him off, especially because he's always like the black ones. Also, he was definitely the kid to decide his lucky number was 13 out of spite.

🍐 - Absolutely, I think he'd be really prone to fucking with his lighter or the lid on his cigarettes since they're always in his pocket, but he'd also be bad about picking and his nails.

He's generally a nervous person, and I also do subscribe to the headcanon that he has adhd, so while he doesn't call it stimming (as its 2007), there's a fair few stims he does regularly.

I think he'd also get really good a twirling pencils around, being bored in class and needing something to do besides staring at a board and taking nothing in. Also, he definitely tried to do it with a cigarette at like, 16/17, broke it, and got really pissed (Scott would still make fun of him about it to this day)

🥝 - So one, I do think Franz would do the same raccoon eyes like I do, though also like me, he'd end up being too tired to put the effort most days.

There definitely was a "Franz, I can do eyeliner just fine when I want to" moment, but with enough begging, he'd give in eventually.