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What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?
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Minecraft and Stardew
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Item: The Welcome Mat Rarity: ⏶ Common
What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?
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Minecraft and Stardew

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Console or PC?
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PC because I suck with a controller
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Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?
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Pokémon Curry
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What video game world would be your #1 travel destination?
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Stardew valley
My mom, to my dad: “did you ever read lord of the flies?”
Me, from the other room: “man doesn’t know HOW to read!”
Mom: “in school!”
Me: “I doubt he knew how to read then, either!”
I am my father’s number one hater

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The kid I babysit tells their grandma about me!
I win!
I WIN!
I’m going to see if anyone has rewritten Harry Potter but better. Like, actually took the original story and fixed all the plot holes and racism and bigotry.
Because fuck J.K.R.
But honestly, if someone hasn’t, I might get some people together and do it myself. Because again; fuck she who shall not be named.
The Good Place – 3.01: Everything is Bonzer!
Me, right after I finished “the good place.”
I cried during the whole final episode and then an extra hour to reflect on life. I cried a lot.
DM: “okay, if you roll a D20 I’ll—“
Me: “yes ma’am.”
*Rolls nat20*
DM: “HOW”
THE GOD OF STORIES HAS GIFTED ME BACK MY TALENT FOR STORY TELLING
If anyone needs me, I’ll be cooking till my next burnout!

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Would you read a book about female rage and the horrors of the female experience?
On another note:
“They are harmless as cattle until the lack of flesh causes the tongue to lull and saliva to spill. Her flesh pops like cherries, she bleeds like a pomegranate.”
Okay, so I know Jack the Ripper has finally been identified, but like, what if I wrote a historical lesbian thriller about Jack the Ripper? And would anyone be interested in reading it?
Your disciple/sidekick/student has been acting embarrassed, odd, and different for a week now. After a peer said it was a crush, you were trying to figure out how to let them down. You approach your wilting protégé:
"Will you adopt me?" Oh. Right. Orphan. Whew. Wait.
I stared down at my sidekick, deep brown eyes and short hair; he’s smaller than boys his age from lack of proper nourishment over the years; but I had done my best to feed him whenever I was able.
His eyes look like they’re about to burst with tears, like a dam long since filled. I smile, taking a knee so that he stands above me. It’s a trick that I had picked up on in my early years, kids find it easier to approach those who make themselves smaller, less threatening. And with my build and powers of combustion, I am very threatening.
I, myself am too young to be a parent, definitely too young to be the parent of a 14-year-old, people will ask questions.
“Of course, I’d adopt you,” I tell him. Before I can finish, he’s in my arms, sobbing into my shoulder, his momentum pushes me down. I hug him tightly, laughing at the slight pain from falling. “It’s okay,” I tell him, “I got you now.”
And then I get imposter syndrome and hate myself for it
"We have your son."
"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."
Congress woman Jules hung up on the other end, I was left with a dial tone, mouth gaped. I looked to my partner, then looked back at the four-year-old sat in the car seat. He was currently chewing on a cheese stick we had managed to find out of one of our lunches.
“She doesn’t have another kid, does she?” My partner asked.
I shook my head and closed the burner phone.
“Well, we can’t just drop him off,” my parent said. “What do we do now? What about the money?”
“I don’t know!” I whispered, not to alarm the kid in the backseat. “Don’t parents normally worry about their kids?”
He shrugged, then looked back at the kid and then me. “Do we just take him?”
“We can’t just take him!”
“Why not?”
I could list off at least ten reasons why taking a Congress woman’s kid would be a bad idea. Unfortunately, I didn’t have to. Before my eyes, my partner’s head snapped, his body flopped over.
I screamed, before my own neck broke the same way.

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You're in a hospital after surviving for 3 years in the wilderness. What a way to find out that plane crash didn't isekai you. Once everything settles down, you begin to wonder... If this wasn't another world, how are you able to use magic now, and why did that island have demon beasts?
My body was possessed by something, I feel it in my bones—how they rot the longer I sit in my hospital bed. They had cuffed me to the bed; calling me a flight risk.
It was something that kept me alive all these years.
I didn’t mean to scratch that nurse. I had woken up in a strange place—one with weird smells and strange people.
I hadn’t spoken to a person in years. I hadn’t needed to speak in the woods.
The nurses stare at me like a wild beast as they pass by the private room; keeping me away from others. I can’t say I blame them. It was only a few hours ago blood had stained my face. I probably wreak of death and medicine; the hospital smell burns my nostrils and fogs my brain.
The food tasted wrong; but the hunger in my stomach tried eat me inside-out. So I ate, even if it made me want to puke.
We all knew I didn’t want to be here; even if I’m a human being, with rights, and humanity, we all knew. I want to return to the woods, where the beast inside could roam free once again.
My parents look like strangers; they sound like chirping birds every time they speak, but I can barely understand them. I watch with predatory eyes, looking for any understanding of my surroundings. They cried for me, but I could not cry for them. They smelled familiar, safe even, but I no longer knew them. And they no longer knew me—but I could tell they tried.
I returned “home,” where my sister and brother waited. They too, were strangers who cried for me.
I couldn’t tell them of my battles, or how I’d ripped the throats of demons while I was gone. I feasted on their flesh and drank their blood. I couldn’t tell them that.
I started to think I was crazy, that my body was wrong for returning to this part of my world. But whatever possessed my body, roared.
I was no longer part of this world.
Do you think Johnathan and Dracula ever fucked?