Let's Writey Drawey

Dolphins are smart enough to draw if they only had the proper tools.

Bob Ross rocks my cradle.

Beyonce is preaching a sermon to kittens because she loves Jesus.

"Damn," the little boy said, "that cat can dance."

Why did the ram cross the river?

Girls just want to have fun!

On a hot summer's day, an elderly man ate a giant banana.

My gas is horrible, it's like a magician making balloon animals of my gas.

Well, don't just stand there, do something!

How do we escape death from the sun?

Who loves dogs more than I do?

The only thing you have to do in life is die. Everything else is a choice.

Abe Lincoln bounced the big ball.

Global warming has forced the penguins to migrate to Egypt.

The hair on my toes ate an alligator.

All of those damn weiner kids realized that no matter how hard they tried, they would always throw like girls.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty.