Someone Has My Usual Username So I Just Cry

the United States has captured deoxys at area 51, leading to the USSR forming a strategic alliance with Rayquaza

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything

TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!

My man you may not want to announce you can fit through that small a hole

y ou are all so jealous of my thin meat

something CD fucker and the guy who invented prosciutto have both said

trans women cute reblog if you agree

…. snain…. snail rain

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

what the fuck this is so targeted

Anytime I'm on this website and I see a video of a white person standing in a kitchen I just know that I am about to witness a war crime

hey bro check out this tiktok of a white woman standing in a kitchen i promise it wont hurt this time

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