Piece of me

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

life imitates art

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

How is this?

This finally clears things up.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

everyone please watch this im fucking losing it

There are only 5 million people in Norway

andy samberg

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

Mr. Rogers

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)