letoswims

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

I honestly am glad Charlie Kirk is dead. He was pretty anti-alterhumanism, to name just one of his issues. I don’t condone murder, but… Let’s just say God is going to sort him out. *swishes his tail.*

in my freshman year of college in 2016 they roomed me with an ex-rationalist and I almost immediately started sleeping with her because I was 18 and she was very attractive, but occasionally she would talk about how we should terraform titan or how machine immortality would could about in our lifetime, and would get really sad if I explained how implausible these ideas seemed so I had to go along with it. she was also really into long-term orgasm denial so it was not a very good year for me

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away