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Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.”  it wasn’t given to me at all.  i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna

"I wish I could draw!" No you don’t or you’d be drawing right now, you just wish drawing was easy.

holy crap, WHAT IS THIS BEAUTY

never hit reblog so fast in my life

have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you’ve absorbed into your personality

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous standards”

louder cause I don’t think they hear you in the back

NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS OMG

I’m going to put cocaine in it so I can have perfect lines

I’m gonna fill it with daddy’s cummies so I can use it to decorate food

Have you two heard of a book called “The Bible”. It’s a great read, very helpful. 10/10 would recommend.

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

this is so real

LMAO LITERALLY ME

The worst thing you could do is catch feelings for a person who’s not officially yours. You tend to get mad at everything they do… Forgetting that’s not your place to even feel like that…

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

I have been laughing hysterically at this for like ten minutes Omg