Dark Side Life

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again