Tell Me All Your Secrets.

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

u ever look at someone u used to be obsessed with and be like FOR WHAT

Literally every single one of my exes.

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

☝🏼☝🏼 same

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

*needs to be fucked senseless and loved wholeheartedly*

After a week on the ocean for our honeymoon, this is truer than it's ever been.

act a fool sis

i’m the rainbow

Those aren’t her real friends at all

I laughed too hard.