just a fantasy...

Unfamiliar actors in movies seem to make the characters feel more real

Elon Musk could announce plans to build a Death Star and he’d probably get popular support for it.

To “lose your temper” is in reference to blacksmithing, where you get so heated that you stop being useful and break down

Children are expensive orgasms.

Being scared to end a relationship is like getting the “are you sure you want to quit, all unsaved progress with be lost” pop up for the game of life.

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

“I Want To Make Friends But I Don’t Want To Go Through The Excruciatingly Painful Phase Of Trying To Know And Be Comfortable With The Other Person” A novel by me.