idek anymore

I remember Dan saying “Phil is like obsessed with corgis so get ready for this”.

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

when lovebug is playing and it sounds like an acapella group from a college in the fifties and then they hit that high note and then joe screams NOW IM! and the guitar breakdown comes and u ascend to another spiritual plane

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

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This. Is. Everything.

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

do you ever feel like your heart needs a hug