2 parts dreamer : 1 part realist

Cigarettes should be waterproof and windproof and earth proof and fireproof

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

when i get to heaven i'm applying to be the guy who puts all the white spots on deer

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

a cow and i have probably shared the same thought about how the sun hits the wild grass

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

Bonehenge

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks