a silent guardian, a watchful protector

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

if rats can hold a cracker they can hold a sword 

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

christ they called it X Box One X because the acronym is XBOX

everyone gives nintendo shit for their console names but what the fuck is xbox one x

the next gen microsoft console, XxBoxOnexX

xX_XboX_1_Xx

Is that the weather report?

I hope so

Comfortable silence is one of my favorite things ever