HOLD THE LINE

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

the way microwaves parse time is fascinating to me. they're so laid back. classic values like 2:00 and 1:30? cool and good. but then you can have fun with it. 1:60? 0:90? sure they work out the same. 5:99? 19:99? ok now you're being silly. that's prices. but the microwave doesn't judge.

Thank you

buttmogged zoomers support group

victims of buttmogging memorial foundation

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent