tired lesbian

there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit

I can’t stop thinking about that line in “Jennifer’s Body” where Megan Fox says “do you buy all your murder weapons from Home Depot, God you’re butch” this is hands down the BEST line in a movie to exist

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

one of my favorite things about first kill is how they established that there's apparently a bunch of people in canada who are just cool with having vampires drink their blood at parties and then just never mentioned that again

You can clearly tell who did and didn’t watch Carmilla based on all the First Kill critiques. Oh the monsters have bad cgi? On Carmilla we didn’t even get to see the monsters. Oh the scenes are shot from weird angles? On Carmilla we got one angle and never questioned why everyone was conveniently standing on one side of the room. Oh the plot is rushed and bad? On Carmilla all of the plot was entirely off screen and you know what? We loved every second of it

First Kill is over the top and tropey and ridiculous and filled with teenage gay longing I want 10 seasons